cHURCH: A WEEKLY SHOWER FOR WE PROSTITUTES

There are certain professions that might be almost literally impossible to endure if it were not for soap and water - a shower: coal mining, prostitution (of the sexual kind), stall mucking.... This is what Sunday church is, right? It is the "shower," the opportunity to get clean so we can return to our lives of cancerous prostitution - using our divine gifts NOT exclucively for the "body," but rather for selfish (me and mine) personal gain; a way of being that we, our consciences could not stand but for that Sunday "shower" that cHURCH offers.